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yugichrist said: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

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homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

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kingtrouble69:

Is it just me or does this look like Regina finally confessing her love for one Miss Emma Swan

"No, Miss Sw… Emma… You don’t understand.”
"Understand what, Regina? What don’t I understand?!”
Regina flexes her fingers, straightens them, looks at the woman standing before her. “This has absolutely nothing to do with you bringing Marian back,” Regina says, firmly, but full of emotion. “Nothing to do with that.”
"Then tell me," Emma starts, taking a single step towards Regina. "Tell me what it has to do with, because 30 seconds ago you wanted to murder me for all of this."
"You don’t get it, do you?"
"I guess I don’t."
Regina sighs, looks at the ground, breathes and breathes, in through her nose, out through her mouth. “You… I trust you, Emma. I trust you. And I don’t trust anyone. You know this.”
"I didn’t do this to hurt you, though!"
"I know," Regina says quietly. "I just…" Her words fall short as she looks at Emma standing there, her mouth downturned, her brow furrowed, her hands now shoved into her back pockets. "I guess I’m not okay with any of this."
"I wish I could send her back now that this happened…"
"Emma," Regina breathes. "That’s not what I mean."
"Then…" Emma tilts her head. "What do you mean?" she whispers.
Regina shakes her head, moving her hair from her face. “You need to figure that out by yourself I think.” She turns, slowly, hoping that Emma gets it, that Emma finally sees it.
"You’re not okay with Hook, are you?"
Regina stops in her tracks, balls her hands into a fists, cracks a knuckle and then lets out the breath she was holding. “No,” she whispers. “I’m not okay with him… and you.”
"Regina," Emma chokes out. "What are you saying?"
After another deep breath and willing tears to stay away, Regina looks over her shoulder, licks her lips and says, “You really need to work on your detective skills, Miss Swan.” 
Emma stands there and watches as Regina walks away, the sound of her heels clicking on the pavement the only noise in her mind.

etotheswan:

kingtrouble69:

Is it just me or does this look like Regina finally confessing her love for one Miss Emma Swan

"No, Miss Sw… Emma… You don’t understand.”

"Understand what, Regina? What don’t I understand?!”

Regina flexes her fingers, straightens them, looks at the woman standing before her. “This has absolutely nothing to do with you bringing Marian back,” Regina says, firmly, but full of emotion. “Nothing to do with that.”

"Then tell me," Emma starts, taking a single step towards Regina. "Tell me what it has to do with, because 30 seconds ago you wanted to murder me for all of this."

"You don’t get it, do you?"

"I guess I don’t."

Regina sighs, looks at the ground, breathes and breathes, in through her nose, out through her mouth. “You… I trust you, Emma. I trust you. And I don’t trust anyone. You know this.”

"I didn’t do this to hurt you, though!"

"I know," Regina says quietly. "I just…" Her words fall short as she looks at Emma standing there, her mouth downturned, her brow furrowed, her hands now shoved into her back pockets. "I guess I’m not okay with any of this."

"I wish I could send her back now that this happened…"

"Emma," Regina breathes. "That’s not what I mean."

"Then…" Emma tilts her head. "What do you mean?" she whispers.

Regina shakes her head, moving her hair from her face. “You need to figure that out by yourself I think.” She turns, slowly, hoping that Emma gets it, that Emma finally sees it.

"You’re not okay with Hook, are you?"

Regina stops in her tracks, balls her hands into a fists, cracks a knuckle and then lets out the breath she was holding. “No,” she whispers. “I’m not okay with him… and you.

"Regina," Emma chokes out. "What are you saying?"

After another deep breath and willing tears to stay away, Regina looks over her shoulder, licks her lips and says, “You really need to work on your detective skills, Miss Swan.” 

Emma stands there and watches as Regina walks away, the sound of her heels clicking on the pavement the only noise in her mind.

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smartxalec:

Reblog if you roleplay BOTH seriously and, well… not seriously at all.

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quinnfabrai:

Regina `omg I’m so in love why do you have to be so perfect Emma I wanna punch you with my mouth please marry me’ Mills

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I have to reblog those tags (and its really really fucking strange seeing my tags back on my dash on a non-B&W post but I digress) because I absolutely 100% agree Emma can be kind of an idiot about her own emotions like she really does care for Regina but it would take her forever to realize the *why* and then she’s just like “But no! It’s not ‘love’ don’t be ridiculous I just respect her and want her to be safe and happy and protect her and make sure she eats right and is sleeping okay and she and Henry are alright and no one is trying to kill her what do you mean I’m in love with her?!”

rereblogging for 3 batches of epically accurate commentary/minific/i don’t even know but it’s so goddamn good.

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uvsiren:

Discworld

I really need to read/watch the Discworld stuff.

Everyone needs to read Discworld

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If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

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"Don’t ever start shipping a blonde and a brunette"

— me, advising my future kids. (via cophineposts)

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